Here in honor of the application process are some real essay gaffes from the book, Essays That Will Get You Into College:
Mt. Elgon National Park is well known for its rich deposits of herds of elephants.
I've been a strong advocate of the abomination of drunk driving.
He was a modest man with an unbelievable ego.
The outdoors is two dimensional, challenging my physical and mental capabilities.
In the spring, people were literally exploding outside.
Playing the saxaphone lets me develop technique and skill which will help me in the future, since I would like to become a doctor.
For almost all involved in these stories, premature burial has had a negative effect on their lives.
It's good to have a few chuckles along the way. Andrew,and his proofreader are just hoping we haven't missed any wild gaffes in anything he's written so far!