Coty is supposed to be off today, but of course that means he is busy fixing the things around here that are broken. This morning at breakfast we were discussing the day and I was listing the needed repairs, "The dryer's not working, the toilet's not working."
And then Andrew interjected, "Thomas is not working." (meaning, he didn't have to go in to Steak and Shake today - but perhaps intending a double meaning...)
Sorry, Thomas, I don't think Daddy can fix you ;)